Two motherfuckin sentences? And I’ll be goddamned if you didn’t throw a comma in there too. Nice work, shitbird.
Men w big machines were digging a deep hole across from this cross. A guy walks up, “You see the hole they’re diggin?” “Yes,” I said, “what’s it for?” “Sewage,” he says, “I hope.” #prayforvictorville
Two pimply whiteboys sat in a Mazda at the edge of the Oasis parking lot eating Quiznos. Like in an ad for handguns.
#Norms. It smells like popcorn farts here and their breakfast tasted like cold pennies. I’m pretty sure I have a concussion.
"Please stop calling about this ebola shit. I’m strictly personal injury. Oh, and some blindness."
#salutelife Or somesuch shit
A good place to toss a cat. No.4
A good place to toss a dead cat. No.7
This is a real man. I cannot explain him but I love him. He might be God.