"Please stop calling about this ebola shit. I’m strictly personal injury. Oh, and some blindness."
#salutelife Or somesuch shit
A good place to toss a cat. No.4
A good place to toss a dead cat. No.7
This is a real man. I cannot explain him but I love him. He might be God.
Jesus Christ, relax, Burbank.
Inside lives a puppy with a #gumdropdick
Double way down. #lasvegas #downtownlasvegas #goldennugget (at Golden Nugget Las Vegas)
Well thank you for the pretty welcome home ceremony, #highlandpark, I kind of missed you too. And think you’re a cock as well.
The Nagaoka maid-lover (at 長岡市)
Japanese Mexican standoff (at atre Ebisu)